Angry Neighbor 2.6 ✧ 〈Direct〉

Angry Neighbor 2.6, however, was ecstatic. He danced on top of his bunker, megaphone in hand, proclaiming to the world that he had finally achieved his life's work.

As one, the neighbors gasped in confusion. And then, in a flash of inspiration, they beheld the Lawn Gnole: a gargantuan, glowing statue of a gnome, constructed from twisted metal and pulsing with an otherworldly energy. Angry Neighbor 2.6

The final straw came when Angry Neighbor 2.6 began to construct a massive, heavily fortified bunker in his backyard. The neighbors, already at their wit's end, were baffled by the structure's purpose. Angry Neighbor 2

And so, the residents of Oak Street learned to live with the Lawn Gnole, a beacon of eccentricity in their quiet suburban neighborhood. They whispered stories of Angry Neighbor 2.6's exploits to each other, shaking their heads in wonder. And then, in a flash of inspiration, they